Our family had the distinct pleasure of befriending two walruses named Aurora and Pakak (“puck-uck”) once at the Indianapolis Zoo.

They cumulatively weighed 3,500 pounds and gave us walrus smooches that made us feel like we were having our hands awkwardly made out with by Wilford Brimley. Read more

Expectant fathers,

• If your wife is using foreign terms such as “water-birth” or “land-birth” or “push gift”…
• If you don’t know where the uterus is or what noise it makes in the wild…
• If the word “doula” conjures up an image in your brain of a small, shadowy gypsy woman cackling to herself under a full moon…

Bring it in. Read more